Jerry Lewis

When you're doing a different kind of film, you have to bring a different kind of attitude; you have to bring a different kind of concentration.

I have a loyalty that runs in my bloodstream, when I lock into someone or something, you can't get me away from it because I commit that thoroughly. That's in friendship, that's a deal, that's a commitment. Don't give me paper - I can get the same lawyer who drew it up to break it. But if you shake my hand, that's for life.

God hadn't made me handsome, but he'd given me something, I always felt: funny bones.

Every man's dream is to be able to sink into the arms of a woman without also falling into her hands.